I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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