they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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