did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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