If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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