I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Sorry about my life...
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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