i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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