Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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