new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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