Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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