She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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