so explain again why im purple
no
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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