only if we run a train.
done.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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