Dual....:-)
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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