he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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