Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Randomize
