There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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