Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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