So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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