Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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