you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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