did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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