You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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