its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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