You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
someone owes me an orgasm
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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