Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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