Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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