Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I need to sanitize my soul.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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