Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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