I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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