Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
