where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
