so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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