Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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