why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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