So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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