it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
We need to rekindle our bromance
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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