If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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