I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Randomize
