i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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