Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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