Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I'm sobbing to NWA
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
ok first of all what the fuck
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