trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Everything about him screamed your future.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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