he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
