I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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