I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
