Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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