He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
