Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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