i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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