Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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