No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
i think im in europe. pls send help
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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