I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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