My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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