TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Randomize
