I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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