Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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