Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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